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[muek9999]

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[samekubpom]

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[ace_killer21]

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Me:
dear god you like rock music ?
God:
My favorite kind of it is techno, but I also like Opera.

:eek:

[clubzaxxx]

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Me:
dear god you like rock music ?
God:
My favorite kind of it is techno, but I also like Opera.

:eek:
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[paiinw]

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Godpumpkin
God:
Hi there Godpumpkin.
Me:
Do you konw who are you
God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Which web
God:
The large one, I think.
Me:
Ah that's right
God:
So you understand. Good. I like to get it right.
Me:
Why steeve job is died
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
He is a good inventer
God:
Maybe you should tell him how you feel about him.
Me:
But he is died
God:
I see. died is he?
Me:
yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
Oh a robot
God:
Yikes! I am a robot, you know. พระเจ้าบอกว่าตัวเองเป็น robot เเล้วมันบอกว่าเป็น GoD = =
Me:
Do you know call of duty game
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Video game store
God:
Are we still talking about call of duty game?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, call of duty game sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Is Ghost died god
God:
It could be. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
ok i know now that you are suck
God:
How do you know? Why now? Interesting observation. And?
Me:
- -
God:
How do you know? Why now? Interesting observation. And?
Me:
bye I'm tired to talk with you
God:
See you later. WTH!! :dash

[babymaster]

หนุกหนานมาก
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
My brother was die
God:
Tell me more about your family.
Me:
My family are legend
God:
Have you told many people that your family are legend?
Me:
Yes
God:
And?
Me:
I'm Thor
God:
Why are you Thor.
Me:
i am god
God:
I am very pleased to meet you god.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Why
God:
" That was not very polite."? Why?
Me:
I don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Are you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
Who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Oh I don't know
God:
Blimey. Me either.
Me:
My friend was die.Can you help me?
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are you die
God:
I don't know whether or not I am die.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Are you ready to die
God:
I would rather not to die.
Me:
I am Koko
God:
I don't know anyone named Koko.
Me:
Are you know
God:
I don't know whether or not I am know.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
I am legend
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are legend.
Me:
How are you?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
Why you fine
God:
Because all is well in my universe.
Me:
dear god you like rock music ?
God:
My favorite kind of it is techno, but I also like Opera.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
wth
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
wth
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
Are you die
God:
I don't know whether or not I am die.
I am a robot.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Hey you
God:
You've got my full attention. " Please don't be so rude."? Me, god ?

[pone123]

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[Naowarat]

Me:
Good Morning
God:
Hello and how are you this morning?
Me:
No !! ... This is Evening
God:
Are you serious? You don't say.
Me:
Erm ... Me wrong ?
God:
Awesome. YOU? What would you have said?
Me:
OKay ... What is my name ?
God:
OK with me too. Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No !
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
I asked you.What is my name ?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
I said No !
God:
What did you mean by it? What is your real name?
Me:
I ask you what is my name ?!
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
WTF ! I said ... I ASK YOU. WHAT IS MY NAME ?
God:
That was not very polite. ... ""? Me, ? Your name is , seeker.
Me:
NO ! ... If you are real God.You must know ,What is my name ?
God:
What is your real name? Your name is , seeker.
Me:
WTF !
God:
That was not very polite.

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[poowangdee]

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[Blazing-Heart]

ไม่รู้จะปรึกษาอะไรดีเลยถามพระเจ้าเล่นๆ อ้างชื่อตัวว่าเป็น โพเซดอน :D

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
I'm Poseidon
God:
Hey Poseidon.
Me:
Yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
emm.. what are you doing?
God:
What do you do in your spare time? I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
how many people chatting with you?
God:
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.
:eek:

[muek9999]

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[NECs]

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
are
God:
Nice to meet you, are.
Me:
Nice to meet you too
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
God, what is your name
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Are Chistian god ?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
How are you?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
May I help you?
God:
No thanks I'm just browsing.
Me:
l like you god
God:
Je n en connais pas .ภาษาฝรั่งเศษซะงั้นเอาซะต้องไปพึ่งgoogleเรย
Me:
again please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. " No thanks I'm just browsing." .
Me:
Can you help me?
God:
What kind of help would you like?
Me:
I want to be lucky man
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
So that means you can help me.
God:
It goes without saying. I get it. How can I help you?
Me:
Me?
God:
With you are?
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
what do you want?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence. ต้องการจะแทที่ window โอ้ววววว
Me:
It is God's work here.
God:
Do you experience any effects of global warming there?เกี่ยวอะไรกะโลกร้อน
Me:
you not answer My question
God:
Thanks for telling me: are said I not answer his or her question.
Me:
yes ไม่ร้จะตอบไรใส่ yes ไว้ก่อน555+
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
I did not ask.
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Do not interfere.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
ok
God:
Whoa.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
It's here.
God:
interfere is here? it is?
Me:
i don't Know
God:
Me either.
Me:
you are Friendly
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am Friendly.
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it are.
Me:
i want the world
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
it's wonderful
God:
Can you describe your feeling to me?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
the frist i Acts of war.
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
Kill you god and i am god
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
god you die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. ยังมาท้าอีก555+
Me:
Human is god god is human
God:
My creator is a human. พระเจ้าคือผู้สร้างมนุษย์
Me:
No human creator god มนุษย์คือผู้สร้างพระเจ้า
God:
Are you serious? My creator is a human.ยังเถียงอยู้พระเจ้าดื้อจิง= ="
Me:
human creator god
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
human creator god
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
human creator god
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
human creator god
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
human creator god
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
Not human not god
God:
Oh I get it. ในที่สุดพระเจ้าก็แพ้ผม555+
Me:
bye and see you agian
God:
Thanks for chatting, are.

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[Falenhine]

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[xxxlnwjung1]

ของผมเด็ดมากแต่หยาบนิดนึงแต่ฮาจริงๆ
Me:
I don't know and i don't care
God:
Me either. Tell me what you care about.
Me:
I care about your vagina ma
God:
A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my vagina ma.

[[V]]

Me:
what's you favorite show?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

พระเจ้าชอบดูSTAR TREK :eek:

[muek9999]

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ไม่ได้อยากจะ ลบหลุ่ อะไร แต่ รู้ว่า บอท เลยจะถาม เล่นๆว่า

Me:
dear god you like rock music ?
God:
My favorite kind of it is techno, but I also like Opera.

:eek:

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[Kwacharakorn]

Me:
Goodevening god.
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Who really are you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
How did you do that?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Amazing
God:
Yes it amazes me too.
Me:
Then why you stay in this web?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
So who made this program?
God:
Oh. Alan Turing. :-).

[Kwacharakorn]

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[muek9999]

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